Much less boring and even less gendered than what you might get from the county clerk’s office and also no terrible handwriting to regret for the decades you’re together.
This certificate is 8.5×11 inches, printed on white cover weight paper and shipped to you to be framed and hung on your wall so people know you’re not fooling around.
Personalize with names, the date, the location, and the officiant’s name, along with a tiny icon in your choice of color. You may request the shape of your state, temples, or other shapes for the bottom icon. The default icon is a deep red heart. (gross, I know)
Once I receive your paid order, I will format the file and email you a PDF to approve. Upon approval, I will print and ship your certificate.
PS Because I am Mormon and I value all families, I’m happy to recognize more than one spouse.
PPS This is not a legal document, although it is legal to produce and it is a document, so *shrug emoji.*
PPPS Sending this to people who would be surprised by your marriage would be a hilarious prank to play on someone, though. If you know what I mean.